Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Smokin' Hot


Despite the resent reports of high mercury traces found in trout and other "meaty" fishes, the real trace elements are nicotine and crystal meth! Those crazy fishes can't get enough! Every vice us Humans have, trust me, the underwater world has been strung out for years. They after all, have been swallowing our "run off" for decades and boy are they hooked! According to the EPA and The Fish and Wildlife Commission, all the excess estrogen in the water supply that has manifested from women peeing out birth control and hormone replacement therapy for the last twenty years have resulted in several species sporting serious boobs. That's a salmon with a c cup... Yummy!

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