TV Interview With Harold Channer

I really enjoyed interviewing with Harold Channer. He has the longest running talk radio show in the world! Contact Harold if you would like to be on his show.

Albert Wilking 11-13-08 Air date Albert Wilking. I was born in Anaheim California in 1963. My father was a photographer, painter, and inventor. We camped all over the west coast, regularly visited Disneyland, Museums and Galleries. ...

Iraq War Ends - New York Times

It was fun working to make this happen. We went down to Wall Street, got stock broker reactions and the like. Then spent 2 days in the "Hideout" helping log and capture and cut the 30 hours of footage that was collected.

The highest price paper I've seen selling on Ebay is for like $250 for a pristine copy. I'm not sure if that one is real but there have been a whole bunch more coming on line there. We all took a look at the leftover papers that were around and someone yelled, "We're rich!".

http://shop.ebay.com/items/__iraq-war-ends_W0QQQ5ftrkparmsZ72Q253A120...

But we were already "Rich" with a sense of purpose and fulfillment from stepping out into the world and making our voices heard. Just because we have chosen to replace one icon with another, we've traded a Bush for a Barrack, doesn't mean we should sit back and let "Him" take care of us. Let's make it happen, by speaking our truths and taking action.

Zombies Eat Fox News

A Fox News reporter rushes to interview the Zombies of Zombiecon 2008. Will she survive or be eaten? Produced by Albert Wilking of CrazyStudios.com. Many thanks to Zombiecon.com, Costume Jim, Irene Malatesta, KostumeKult.com, and Susan McIntosh.

Alien Breeders Thwarted

The Supreme Master Commander issues order to McGaylien to spread the cosmic seed but Mc is thwarted by the power of the rainbow. Written and directed by Shawn, Albert and Susan McIntosh. Produced by CrazyStudios.com.

Colors Project October Itinerary

Great Colors Project show last night guys. I love you all.

Ok, my idea here is that if we continue to plan the shows out we can work on supporting graphics, videos and skits for every show, and start work on them sooner rather than later. So let's share concepts, narrative and JPEGs now rather than later?

These are the dates left for the Colors Project Shows for October.

October 16th
Do we want to do Zombies?
Zombiecon is Saturday October 18th
I love doing Zombies, so much so that we made a Zombie movie,
Zombies Love Beer

Zombies anyone? Maybe this wouldn't be a Colors Project thing. But what I'm getting at is lets talk and build some routines for this THURSDAYS SHOW!

October 23rd
Whazzzz upppp?
Let's pick a theme.

October 30th
My inclination is this date will be our Halloween show, no? Do we want a particular theme for the show?

This year Susan and I are in the Halloween Parade with the East Village Sea Monster Marching Band and Halloween this year is on a Friday. Do the COLORS want to parade along with them?

There was a discussion the other night where people were actually stating that they were and have been afraid of sea monsters. Some person(s) were purportedly scared to take baths because of them. What I'm getting at is what about the 30th show being centered around Sea monsters and pirates. Pirates of the Caribbean has been addressing the Kraken.

Anyyway, I think it could be a loose theme for the October 30th Colors Project Show? I've been a member of the Sea Monster band for awhile and I think they are COLORS whether they know it or not. Maybe we could have them on the show on the 30th?


Details about our Sea Monster and The Parade
There is a center post fixture where the kid in the middle is sitting. This can be used for mounting a camera or possibly extending higher up so arms of the sea monster(yet to be built) can extend out. The sea monster can fit up to 3 five gallon buckets that can be used to hold stuff like candy giveaways, libations, etc. Regarding libations at the parade. Keep in mind that you can not get to a bathroom. So if you are drinking something make sure it's not beer or large quantities of soda or water. Once you leave the parade route there is no way to get back to the group.

Squirrels Love Pizza

As of April 16th on StupidVideos.com, CrazyStudios had a total of 29 views of our videos combined for all videos over a 3 month period. That is a approximately 1 view per video for 3 months. On April 17th there were 4,469 views of "Squirrels Love Pizza".

Congratulations team! Pardon me while I throw myself off of my rooftop.

Flickr Charges for Video Uploads

From what I can see it appears that the most recent confused press release from Yahoo, in an article from Information Week, Yahoo Launches Video on Flickr that Flickr will take video uploads, is true; that is if you pay them $24.95 for a pro account for the year!

For anyone that uploads videos to Yahoo, navigating through the confused tangle of seemingly dead end links is more than enough. The old adage that you can't get there from here proves true on this site. The only way to access subscribers videos is through Videos.Yahoo.com. I know this may seem idiotic but after having an account there for more than a year I still have no idea how to see a producers main collection of videos. It would seem that they would at least copy one of the other video companies templates for ease of navigation. Like YouTube perhaps, Duh!

Now the idea that they are going to start a whole new service, without fixing the previous one, seems like the ship is being running by the people swabbing the decks.

It's unfortunate that the number one site in the world truly is a three ring circus.

Albert Wilking swabs the decks for CrazyStudios.com.

Sexy Costume Party Upload Debate

Here is an exchange that took place yesterday while trying to upload the Horned Ball video to Revver.

Your video "Sexy Costume Party" was rejected because our reviewers found it to be in violation of the Revver Member Agreement, which prohibits users from uploading adult content. For more info on content upload guidelines, please review this section of our Member Agreement.

If you have any questions or feel this video has been rejected in error, please respond to this email.

Response:

Everyone is clothed in this video! This is rated R. I typed in "Naked Ass" on your site and this is what your search engine found. I believe these are all videos that are posted on your site, are they not?

Hi there,
your video was rejected because it pushes our limits as far as adult content goes.
there is a portion where a woman is completely topless.
Please review our policy which you agreed to upon joining Revver:

Response:
There is no portion that I can see where a woman is completely topless. Which portion are you referring too?

So you are telling me this video on your site
http://revver.com/video/473444/half-naked-tits-big-boobs-hot-girl/
is approved and ours is rejected?

What do you think people are doing to that video, huh?

At least with ours they get a mouthful!

Hi there,
your video will be online shortly.
It is now rated 17+.
Thanks for using Revver.

and finally the video uploaded:

Internet Video Marketing Concepts

As you guys know I've been saying for a while that we are in the midst of a revolutionary change in the industry standard for promoting one's product, ie advertising. One of the most compelling aspects about product placement inside a video is that it is up on the internet indefinitely. Consider Etrade's Baby Trader commercial during the '08 superbowl. It's a funny video and it can be seen by anyone at anytime. Need a laugh. Check it out.

Here are some other examples of a new wave of internet marketing.
When viewing the Red State Update, as compelling as it is, what do you think it would be worth to Pabst to have Travis and Jonathan get them to do an exclusive for a year with their beer? If Jonathan switched to Pabst, think about the mileage and the content and Pabst eclipsing Budweiser!


Then we have the major brands like Cheetos, making their own 'Underground' production called OrangeUnderground.com

We have a company like Nesquick running a Nesquick Contest on You Tube to see who can make the coolest Nesquick video. We think this will be perfect for Chocolate Hunt to enter into. If Nesquick can get a buzz going, that's yet to be proven, the 10k first prize will prove to be a drop in the bucket for them. My quess is that they've already covered their design costs by the amount of traffic they are receiving.

TurnHere.com is a company that seems to have really stepped into a successful niche position. They are about 125,000 in Alexa ratings, which is pretty high. They have probably thousands of video editors that have applied with them allowing massive projects like these to be undertaken. Turn Here's Big Clients

American Gothic: Transgender

Our favorite American Gothic couple discusses HGH and estrogen pills.

Albert Wilking and Susan McIntosh star. Produced by Crazy Studios in New York City.

Dad Beats Up Son: Son Posts It On YouTube

Tough dad you have there! I think it's smart what you are doing. My problem growing up was that I was scared to tell people in the world my dad was kicking the crap out of me. Here you have the opportunity to tell the world. I think it's wonderful. My guess is from your culture is that he will probably be very shamed if he was to know we were seeing him. I believe for every action there is a reaction. What is good for your psyche may not be good for his. What do I know.

Susan McIntosh Show

Watch Susan McIntosh be a man,
a woman, and a house plant

Friday, March 24th 7:00 p.m. at

Broadway Comedy Club Cafe
318 West 53rd Street bet. 8 &9

Pillow Fight 2008

In March 2008 Union Square New York City hosted the World's Biggest Pillow Fight. More than 4000 pillows are estimated to have been flying. Susan McIntosh reports and Albert Wilking edits and produces. Click ME to see a whole bunch more CRAZYSTUDIOS.COM videos.
CrazyStudios.com Pillow Fight now promoted at the following sites: YouTube, Yahoo, MySpace, Metacafe, Google, Revver, DailyMotion, Blip.tv, Veoh, Crackle and Stupid Videos

Smokin' Hot

Despite the resent reports of high mercury traces found in trout and other "meaty" fishes, the real trace elements are nicotine and crystal meth! Those crazy fishes can't get enough! Every vice us Humans have, trust me, the underwater world has been strung out for years. They after all, have been swallowing our "run off" for decades and boy are they hooked! According to the EPA and The Fish and Wildlife Commission, all the excess estrogen in the water supply that has manifested from women peeing out birth control and hormone replacement therapy for the last twenty years have resulted in several species sporting serious boobs. That's a salmon with a c cup... Yummy!

Rainbow Leprechauns

Naughty Susan was a little shy here, can you believe it! But she and gang at Kostume Kult really made good fun at the St Paddy's Day Parade!

1st Time Knife Thrower's Assistant

Crazy Studios incredible reporter, Naughty Susan, actually stands at the Knife Throwers board and has knives thrown at her! No wonder she needed to let off some steam!

Hot Bands

Last night,

I, naughty Susan, happened upon a hot new band in Williamsburg last night. I call the "Wham" and they are fabulous. Their sound is like their hair, bright and transparent. They have asked us to do a video for them and I think its going to work out great! Crazy Al has already declared them "sexy" and "now." Very casa de hotcha!

Melt Down at The O'K Corral

More Hot Art By This Artist

Well kids,
Big weekend at Crazy Studios. Albert and Susan joined forces with Foxy TV and discovered like minded madness bubbling in the streets of the West Village. We initiated an impromptu dance party, culminating in video shooting and further mania centered around gym socks and plumbers butt. Sometimes yoga is just yoga, but other times it symbolizes a deep, unabridged sexual frenzy of chakra glory. This is what we experienced at 11:36 p.m. never to be quite the same again.

The same level of frenzy followed us to Sunday where we saw a film at Monkey Town about repressed skin heads. Having been a former punk who experienced the shift in skin head culture, Susan had numerous opinions all expressed loudly at the bar afterwards. The after party was held in a former cocaine speak easy called Kokie's appropriately enough, once being owned and operated by the Puerto Rican mob. Now, it is another hipster dive, with the Hives on the juke box and chili fries served barely warm. Oh Williamsburg, how far we slip from our edge!

Osama and Translator Photo

Why do I have to hear about Osama's beautician getting picked up by the CIA? What good is that going to do them anyway? Both Bin Laden and Bush have caused our current economic problems. Personally I can't afford to eat sushi like I once did so I'm mad as hell!

Elliot Spitzer by The Hour

I really don't see what Elliot saw in this woman. The body is great but I'm not crazy about the face.

No Pants Day

A really fun day walking around with NO PANTS!

Eggplant Parmigiana Factory

Cooking the whole family can enjoy!

Casa De Chihuahua Sings Canyon

We had a lot of fun with these guys last week. We broke out the moonshine and the band started to play. Really!

Madonna's Newest Video

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Brit Pops and Rocks

Yo yo Brit! Crazy Studios is definitely gonna make some crazy videos wit ya!
Brit Wolfson
Albert Wilking
Brit Wolfson
Crazy Studios

Agent Martina's Lair

Brooklyn Bridge For Sale

Gothic Hangman Says No

Got your call Friday but my attention has been focused on an injury in my close family. Monday I start a project with a new decorator and have taken a rather large cash deposit. I am already booked till April and beyond with various projects. We still never resolved your previous non payment for services, plus you aren't will to match my current rates. It seems unlikely that I have the time or interest to return to our prior work arrangement so we are ultimately in a deadlock situation. All things considered you don't seem to want to produce things on the level I expect, so what use am I as a consultant. A few comments I've mad privately and in public are not something you're willing to recognize or even heed...honestly helping to paint your truck won't really benefit me in the slightest. The way things stand I have bigger and tastier fish to fry or perhaps even eat raw,good luck & keep it up!

With Bad Intentions Always,
Gothic Hangman

Casa De Chihuahua

The Casa was over last night jamming out on their song Canyon. I thought it would blow the roof of the place. Hopefully we have some usable footage to put together a fun music video for them. After 2 takes the stars said "That's All Folks!".

How Much Are You Worth In Bed?

Powered By Stimulators
I think this quiz or something like it, followed up with a sticky graphic, is a good way to get one's product out there; driving traffic is key!

Agent Martina Reporting

let's make some art...
the world is overpopulated
no need making more babies
let's make some art
and then the babies:-)

Mister Stacey paparazzi spoted a new type of creature on the steets of NYC
it calls hefself "Martina Roxy Hilton"
nobody knows where that creature comes from
maybe a sis of Paris???
but it speaks no English
it just screams "I am just Czech"ing" it out...
Stacey SPOTed
that creature late at night
it is the only time
when it shows up
GOOD NEWS everybody
it eats NYC garbage
Mister reported to us...

just to remaind you again on that great news of last night, everybody!...your garbage is going to be eaten, do not worry!!
we love handcuffs but not the control...
that creature is not dangerous
it is loving and very hungry

remember, the garbage needs to be recycled first..."make sure you wash it, that way you make it nice and eatable for our new new york city fairy...
here she comes martina roxy hilton presents

sometimes what we see is not what it is...

Thanks for the photo Martina.

Nicholson Ad For Hillary Clinton

I See Toes

Hi Susan and Albert.
Nice meeting you the other night.
You are a fun trip!!!
Martina

www.myspace.com/martinalekesova
www.cutandsewn.com

Crazy Studios Has An Eye On You

Need Air Brush Expert

Well I had Betsy the truck out and we were hauling construction debris and let me tell you she was none too happy about it. Anyway, we need to get the sides cleaned up, painted real nice in big sprawling letters: CRAZY STUDIOS.

Fungien's Mushroom Trip

Leaving his mushroom farm on the comet upon which he lives, Fungien takes a mushroom trip to planet earth. Meeting mushroom friends, arriving in the big city, Fungien holds different jobs until he graduates school and becomes a brain surgeon.

Written and Directed by

Susan McIntosh
Albert Wilking

Chocolat Hunt: Celebrity Truffles

Starring Susan McIntosh
Directed by Albert Wilking

Susan McIntosh eats chocolates of the stars on Valentine's day to quench her lust for pop culture.

Chocolate Hunt Prospectus

I had owned the dot com, ChocolateHunt.com, for awhile and had this idea of a chocolate hunt. Then I came across MaxBrenner.com and I really studied the site and the store. On his site he has a list of videos. In the first one he puts in his 'Dreamy' chocolate visions using the motifs and descriptions of his own store. It's a very well thought through marketing presentation. So then I look at his Alexa.com rating, and it shows up at like 36,000 or something. The guy is driving more traffic than Nestle or Hersheys! So I wonder what Hersheys or Nestle or maybe a smaller brand would pay, for getting their chocolate promoted in a video that's up on you tube and that is permanent advertising. Every time someone goes in there and sees this funny video, the company gets a plug.

I really believe that larger companies have underestimated the potential for brand recognition through viral video.

With that being said, I believe our ChocolateHunt.com concept is a good one. The site is not up yet. I'm working on it right now.

Some regular video routines"
Why are all those people running up Madison Ave? They are on a Chocolate Hunt and they've finally found what they are looking for, Max Brenners.

Where is the best place to get a cup of Hot Cocoa? On this episode of the Chocolate Hunt you will find out!

Why are all those children running frantically through central park. They are hunting for CADBURY chococlate easter eggs. This video presented to you by Chocolate Hunt.

These two videos push the edge more from a humorous, shocking perspective, than for branding.

Chocolate Hunt: The Beginning
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0xgHcDqzAVQ

Chocolate Hunt: Celebrity Truffles
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfyIlzOkQc

Let me know what you think.