Friday, August 14, 2009

Yellowstone Hot Pools

Take this as fair warning for what you are about to see. I'm not sure who this sign is directed at, do they want spanish asian minority children with cameras to pay special attention so they aren't scalded to death. I sure hope that kid is gonna be ok.

The Grand Prismatic spring covers several acres. Notice the size of the trees in the background

A sign nearby for the Morning Glory pool asks that humans please don't throw anything into the pool as it was changing the coloring of it. The color is caused by algae that live in the heat, the blue colored algae live in the hottest parts.


Grand Teton

We camped out at the south end of the Flagg Ranch Resort and these are our views. At first the camping attendant wanted to put us near the office and I asked for something a little further away. The crowded little campground had rangers driving through all night, probably making sure people weren't being eaten by leaving PBJ sandwiches out on the tables for the marauding bears.

There were a ton of mosquitoes, I think they had one of the wettest Junes on record and it was at this point in the trip that Felix and I started saying we sure were seeing a whole bunch of wildlife with the mosquitos and all.

Camping in Jardine, Montana

We wanted some real camping out in the middle of nowhere and boy did we get it. Up a dirt road from Gardiner we passed Jardine; a place where they still pan for gold. This must be where you exchange your gold for goods.


Up the mountain we went, where it was dropping into the low 30's in late July. We didn't have bear pepper spray so we were real careful about not leaving food around after eating. We kept the leftovers in the truck.

Heading southbound from Jardine to Gardiner, heading back into Yellowstone,
I snapped this shot of what I'm guessing to be a cold storage house.
This shot is from the road leading from Jardine to Gardiner, looking SW.
Mammoth Hot Springs would be off to the left.


West Virginia Reunion 3

These guys are my cuzins and it pretty much sums up the reunion!

Garrett County Fair

Here is the Queen of the fair until next year. Susan kept asking her what the job of being a Queen entailed and the Queen kept replying, cleaning out animal pens. I wish I had a pic of Susan's face. I'm not sure if the Queen was trying to keep down competition by telling Susan this or it was real but in either case Susan sure looked broken hearted for a spell.


Here is one of our new friends from the Fratz family farm. They had some of their livestock in the Garrett County Fair. We met them on the trip in to WV. We stopped the car and Susan immediately asked where the tomatoes were. The matriarch of the family said hold on, walked into their personal garden and picked two delicious heirloom tomatoes for us. Mm mm yummy!

Susan worked hard at getting the video shots. She had to keep in mind to keep away from the back of the cattle cause one good kick and it's all over.


The lady that was watching this stand thought I didn't really understand skinning a dear. She proceeded to tell me that some of the people from around these parts would just tie the deer to the back of a truck and drive along until all the skin came off. I think I should have told her that doing that would wreck a good pair of underwear.


Here are a few of what I guess would be my 3rd cousins. Susan wanted to adopt them immediately.

West Virginia Reunion

I told Susan and Angie that I was making a calendar called
girls of West Virginia.
I wonder if there ever was any question
as to whether this truck was to be used on the farm.


Ahh, an early morning view from the Canaan Valley Resort Lodge.


This photo takes the prize of the whole trip.
Susan snapped it of my son Felix
outside Nanny's Bakery and Deli in Davis, WV.
It's the neighbors cabbages and definitely
up there for the best of Life magazine.


Susan looks great outside the
Cumberland, MD train station.

Betsy The Truck


I guess I'm gonna have to crush Betsy The Truck. The diesel fuel pump went on her and at a cost of $1500 plus labor it's too much. If I knew how to monetize the thing it might make it worth it.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

How to Manifest Your Dreams in Three Easy Steps



Alice, atop her impenetrable martello, descried a dirigible undocking from the Empire State Building. A lithe Othello possessing a taste for cabaret and salacious salsa, restrained her enthusiasm. As luck would have it, favorable winds puffed the touristic blimp within rope-ladder distance of the roof of Crazy Studios.



Reunited and feeling woozy from the radiowaves from the nearby cellphone repeater the slithy toves hopped hopefully out of the frying pan and into tea cups.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Have Yourself a Little Revolution



Jesuit-educated, like Fidel, our friendly neighborhood rose painter dropped in to add a little local color to our coffee.



Presiding over his first dreamcast and aflame with fever, the Bishop of Bank Street reclines in the green room awaiting his grape-feeding courtesans and reiterating the demands on his rider to no one in particular. The guest list to the Wondermare draws from only the noblest relics of the evening.

Adventure Blimp





Off we went, pirates with lost salty souls, hell bent on time travel and adventure.

"Who can tie a rope? Demanded the excitable Hatter.

"We don't need a rope if we don't intend to dock," said the sprightly Sage.

"Damn the rope," cried the salty Sea Witch. "A rope will weigh us down almost as much as children or ambition."

And with that they climbed aboard the hovering vessel and threw the anchor to the fire escape below. Only the heavens and hovering police helicopters could track their trek or cared for their gate.

After they had sailed or rather floated with a quickened trajectory for three weeks time (with nothing to eat but black currents and each others toe jam) they spied a curious effect.

There in the clouds that followed their trail appeared to be some kind of smiling cat. A UFO of feline proportion.


"Oh look at the alien pussy!" Cried the Hatter.

And look they did.

"We don't one here!" Said the slightly jealous Sea Witch, fearing hair balls and bad intention.

"Maybe she has food," said the quick think Sage.

And with that smart, ego sustaining insight, they waved the pussy to board. And board she did.. Although it wasn't a cat at all. It was in fact a cousin of the Hatter. A long lost relative, who despite numerous attempts to contact the Hatter through Facebook, he was forced to adopt the method of a floating pussy to garner his attention.



After a meal of tinned sardines and graham crackers, they docked (using the manpussy's rope) at a Paris cafe where they sipped absinthe tea well into the day and the night and the next morning.


Saturday, June 6, 2009

What to Wear to the Wondermare!



"Take your brain, it's time to go," advises the Mad Hatter as he adjusts the volume. "We've a reservation for a table for ten on the tabloid rooftop just now. The paparazzi are arriving via zeppelin and I've invited the mind at large, and a Facebook Lazarus for each of us. Do come, my head's free at last! "



The Skeptical Pirates considered the invite but never texted back. Rumors run rampant, but they don't hear a thing.



With the utmost sang-froid she clenched her speech in her left hand like a firelock and assumed a most persuasive angle of incidence. And she spoke, “I can feel the everwater through the crystal sunlight fly with the mindblown priestess in the early twilight.”

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

A Zombie Grows in Brooklyn



The corporeal undead were out in force on Sunday, May 31st, and believe you us, it was worthwhile to survive the weekend if only to witness the weirdness.


Real-life undead girls in rotting clothes and their chewed up boyfriends followed through on the threat implicit in the ominous clouds above.


The whole sick crew at Crazy Studios decked respectively as a cop, a priest, and a remarkably self-accepting zombie loaded up the Benz with gear and went westward to investigate the hitherto unknown phenomenon of people dying to get into Brooklyn.


We can report that exorcisms don’t work on reanimated corpses.  Then again, we seem to have misplaced our copy of the revised De Exorcismis et Supplicationibus Quibusdam.

In spite of an ecumenical effort, they inexorably bar-hopped Bedford Avenue.

Those spooky mothers just kept coming.  


The resultant soft parade of decomposing flesh finally pooled in McCaren Park for more madness, mayhem, and a few gallons of stage blood in various viscosities.  Maybe even a bit of the real stuff, courtesy of Doug Sakmann and DisGraceLanD Hook Squad.


Saturday, May 23, 2009

Odd Costumes

On Thursday May 21 Costume Jim posted on the Kostume Kult Diskuss list that Odd Costumes was going out of business. By 1pm Stefan, Jim, Peter, Susan and many more were pouring through the treasure trove of goodies. The photos that follow here are Rick Raguso, Frank Raguso, Nick Raguso, Susan McIntosh and yours truly; playing around with just a couple of our finds.

Odd Costumes is open again on Tuesday morning at 10am. Get over there and get the choice finds before they're gone!

Steve Buscemi showed up about an hour into our celebration. He had a meeting and so he needed to split after a short time.


Getting ready to be picked up by the Wondermare Blimp.


Friday, May 22, 2009

Wondermare - Pass Through This

Synopsis
Wondermare is based on the notion that much of the behavioral conditioning programmed in our subconscious is the unhealthy byproduct of a world out of balance, a "house of cards" on the brink of catastrophe; the truth of which is obscured from us by our own myopic pursuits and illusions.

The exhibition uses as its setting the story of Alice in Wonderland precisely because it contains anecdotes about the rites of passage into adulthood. The tale consistently resists an easily defined linear structure and at the same time confronts the confusing and often nonsensical rituals that we must travel through in order to obtain a civilized or adult persona in the world we see through our looking glass.

Immersed in an eight-screen video landscape, gallery visitors will feel compelled to address the parts of themselves that are hidden, repressed and denied. As an interactive exhibition, the show creates the opportunity for a psychological rebooting or do over, where visitors will have another chance at addressing their own rights of cultural passage that they may or may not have gotten right the first time around.
Vignettes

The Beginning
The Birth of this Moment

Bullies
The Wondermare characters threaten and tease the viewer as they walk the gallery.

Meet The Terrorist - Division of Terror Control
Turn in your friends for your own safety. A ticking time bomb.

Astroheroes - Be The Hero You Were Meant To Be
When you get to the chroma key screen act out your inner hero.

My Breasts: My Rights - My Rites
A young person can shoot a gun but viewing love making in a movie is illegal?!

Feed The World
Juxtaposing the insulated rich across the gallery from the impoverished masses

The Zombie Minority
Get a real sense of what it's like to be immersed in Zombie culture.

Mad Hatters Tea Party (My Favorite Bachanal)
Tea cups filled with paint, anthropomorphic beings, beer bongs and a hedonistic orgy.

Smell The Flowers
Live in the moment with the blooming flowers blowing in the breeze.

Text Yourself To Death
The white rabbit leads us on a journey of people compulsively texting

We're At War! With Ourselves
Small children run around with toy guns imprinting evil deeds.

Body Dismorphia
Society doesn't like fat people and neither should you!

My First Time
A sexual experience

Religious Icons
Meet the cast of characters

The End
Design your own Tombstone

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Black And Light Ball

On the way to Asya's I had to get a photo of Susan and Rick in front of the emergency knocking down of these 5 story buildings at 14th and 7th Aves. The middle retaining wall between the two building began to buckle out towards the street just days before. There is a man up in the yellow/orange box knocking off 50 to 200 1b chunks of brick and concrete.I don't know who scribbled this all over Asya's mirror but it was unnerving for me. I think it was high art and isn't that what great art does, take us out of our comfort zones? I liked Norman Mailer's take on Picasso's blue period. Even though the pictures are sad and filled with despair they command the highest prices. Mailer believed that for those who could afford them, having a blind beggar on their walls gave them balance, grounded them in an earthly existence; it showed them a part of life they would never experience.

The night was very very animated. Finally we get to the party and the visuals and overall experience were mind altering.